random thought

February 2, 2009

have you ever wondered why it says “for best results refrigerate after opening” on packaged prunes? really?  for best results?  are the shit-inducing properties of cold prunes really that much more efficacious than those of warm ones? has anyone ever said, “a-HA!  so that’s why i haven’t taken a dump in a week.  i’ve been eating my prunes at room temperature!”  i doubt it.  maybe they should consider changing the packaging to say “to retain freshness” or something.

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2 Responses to “random thought”

  1. jkmastera Says:

    I can guarantee you that it doesn’t matter if they are put in the fridge, or not.

  2. Cathy Says:

    Damn. Maybe this explains why Owen isn’t pooping. He’s taking oodles of miralax, eating like 4 prunes a day, and STILL not pooping. I’m gonna put HIM in the fridge and eliminate the middle man.


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