granite: bought

we are now the proud owners of a large slab of rock.  in searching for someone to turn this beauty into something usable i learned that the words for undermount, faucet, sink, and measurement are missing from my spanish vocabulary.  this normally wouldn’t be an issue in daily conversation, but when searching for someone to fabricate countertops on the cheap (“you pay cash. we have deal?”) this is somewhat of a stumbling block.