buzzkill

January 30, 2009

some days parenting a toddler is like dealing with a bee at a picnic.  you’re just sitting there, enjoying the sunshine eating a fruit salad and the bee is buzzing around your head thinking, “sweet!  a watermelon!  buzz buzz buzz!”  the bee is not intentionally aggravating, it’s just what bees do; the sight of a picnic is just too much for a bee to resist.  after a while you find yourself wanting to smash the fucking bee with a shoe.

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One Response to “buzzkill”

  1. sarah Says:

    LOL! Bad day, huh? I hope you got a stiff martini tonight. And a hot bath. And some good night-night pills.


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